High School Senior Accuses Freshman of Kidnapping, Using Their Identity, Asserting They Aren't Ready to Finish School Yet
In the bustling campus of Holy Cross, a senior named Mary Beth Bethbeth has taken an unconventional approach to dealing with the impending reality of graduation. She has decided to go back to the start by assuming the identity of a freshman.
Mary Beth Bethbeth, a ventriloquism major with dreams of pursuing a career in molecular biology post-graduation, is currently living as Enya O'Boombox, a freshman on campus. She has moved into the room previously occupied by Enya on the fourth floor of Brooks Hall, a dormitory known for its malfunctioning front door that fails to close all the way and a fourth floor that does not lock.
Mary Beth Bethbeth's decision to start anew has been inspired by the quote "identity theft is not a joke, Jim" from the TV show The Office. However, it's important to note that changing one's identity in a legal and official sense is highly complex and regulated, involving legal name changes, possibly new documentation, and official requests to educational institutions.
As Mary Beth Bethbeth navigates her way through her new life, she grapples with the emotions that come with graduation. She has sobbed during one of her final Kimball dinners, a traditional meal for students, as she comes to terms with the reality of leaving Holy Cross.
The upcoming Thanksgiving break is a cause for excitement among students, but it also brings potential issues. A cousin who will inevitably bring up the election is a concern for Mary Beth Bethbeth. To help students cope with family discussions during Thanksgiving, Piper Guiney '28, a fellow student, is offering a guide to navigating family conversations.
Meanwhile, the campus is buzzing with anticipation for the upcoming spring concert, a highly anticipated event that students fondly remember as a perfect event. The Barden Bellas, a popular a cappella group, are rumoured to be on the shortlist for the spring concert.
On a lighter note, students are gearing up for the Catalina Wine Mixer, a notorious darty at Holy Cross. The event is happening this Saturday, and students are getting dressed up for it.
As for Mary Beth Bethbeth, she continues to live her life as Enya O'Boombox, trying to make the most of her new start and embrace the changes that come with it. Her journey serves as a reminder that dealing with graduation and the changes it brings can be challenging, but it's also an opportunity for new beginnings.
The spring concert, a highly-anticipated event on campus, is causing excitement among students, with rumors suggesting the Barden Bellas might perform.
Students are also preparing for the Catalina Wine Mixer, a notorious darty at Holy Cross happening this Saturday.
pieper Guiney '28, a fellow student, is offering a guide to navigate family conversations during Thanksgiving, as discussions about the election might prove challenging for some students.
